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Cake is King.

 

I know. You disagree. Your hand is clenching tighter on your mouse or cell phone. Your blood pressure is rising. You're furiously hammering exceptionally inappropriate words into the contact form.

 

You need to tell me how wrong I am, how much better your grandmother's pudding is, how the only part of cake that tastes good is the frosting.

 

Or worse, you're diabetic.


Unfortunately, that anger can only fall on deaf ears. This is no democracy. Cake is King... and one does not choose a king.

 

So, let us raise a glass of milk to our delicious monarch. May his reign be long, prosperous, and sweet.


ALL HAIL GOOD KING CAKE! RULER OF THE DESSERT KINGDOM!

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